mobi, epub |pt | 2010-01-27 | Author:Bill Bryson

Now please don't misunderstand me. My mother is a wonderful person-kindly, saintly, ever cheerful-and when she dies she will go straight to heaven. But believe me, no one is ever ...

epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Fanny Merkin [Merkin, Fanny]

Anna I tap “send” and then close the Mail app. That’ll show the rich bastard. I open the Words With Friends app. There’s a smal avatar of Earl Grey. I ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:The Staff of The Onion

NEWS IN BRIEF Couple Sneaks Away From Party For A Little Arguing PHILADELPHIA—After consuming numerous alcoholic beverages and repeatedly locking eyes throughout the night, area couple Tracy Williams and Steve ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2009-01-01 | Author:David Thorne [Thorne, David]

Regards, David From: Michael Harding Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 10:26 a.m. To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship I suggest you spend the time deleting the ...

mobi, epub, pdf |it | 2012-06-13 | Author:Seth Grahame-Smith

She was now struck with the impropriety of such communications to a stranger, and wondered it had escaped her before. She saw the indelicacy of putting himself forward as he ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2012-03-18 | Author:Michael P. Spradlin [Spradlin, Michael P.]

Chorus Snacking around the Christmas tree, Have a munchy holiday. Zombies dancing merrily, In the new old-fashioned way. SLAY RIDE Sung to the tune of “Sleigh Ride” Chorus I Just ...

epub |eng | | Author:Jory John [Avery Monsen and Jory John]

R's for raccoon that you meet on the street. There's foam on his mouth because he's been drinking root beer floats and he probably wants to share them with you! ...

epub |eng | 2010-02-28 | Author:Dave Barry

2003 ANYBODY SEEN ANY WMD? It was the Year of the Troubling Question. The most troubling one was: What the heck happened to all those weapons of mass destruction that ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2014-03-17 | Author:Ian Doescher [Doescher, Ian]

LUKE [aside:] Reliev’d am I this training to complete, If only for this day, which hath been years. But is this not a strange and troubling thing? Where only moments ...

mobi |eng | 2009-11-23 | Author:David Borgenicht; Ben H. Winters

THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR TRASH DURING A GARBAGE STRIKE • Dump in public cans on street • Place in dumpster behind restaurant • Leave in taxi • Put in ...

epub, pdf |eng | 2011-06-30 | Author:Olson, Martin [Olson, Martin]

I had to get that Ring out of my stomach. If I not only failed my mission but also lost the Ring, Lord Satan’s Wrath would be Monstrous. Desperate, I ...

epub |eng | 2013-11-19 | Author:Ron Burgundy [Burgundy, Ron]

RECIPE 7: “THE EXECUTIVE” Well, here it is, my favorite and a sure winner. I don’t leave the house without the Executive because it’s just a no-nonsense heavy breath that ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2011-07-11 | Author:Rene J. Smith & Virginia Reynolds & Bruce Waldman [Smith, Rene J. & Reynolds, Virginia & Waldman, Bruce]

Everything a Zombie needs to know, he or she learned in kindergarten: Play nice. Share your BRRRAAAIIINNNS. Engaging in a tug of war over your spoils is divisive and immature. ...

mobi |eng | 2011-04-28 | Author:David Thorne

Regards, David From: Michael Harding Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 2:31 p.m. To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship It isn’t legal to grow even ...

epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2010-03-24 | Author:David Thorne [Thorne, David]

Regards, David From: Michael Harding Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 10:26 a.m. To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship I suggest you spend the time deleting the ...